(Changi Airport, Singapore time)

I'm sitting in the gate lounge waiting to board the plane, which heads to Seoul. There is a strange fashion show of sorts on TV- Blue is introduced. They bob around enthusiastically as models sashay past them. What losers. I swear that beneath the clapping there are people booing. Oh are they just yelling "Blue"? "What fatheads," Ning comments.

There was a girl waiting at the same gate as us who had the looks and poise of Natalie Portman. Of course she's too tall to be the real Natalie, but she's almost as goddess-like.